Someone, who shall remain nameless, set my mom’s canary cage next to my orchid. My orchid that I finally was growing successfully. My orchid that it takes lots of time to encourage new leaves to form on.
This happened four days ago. I’m still bearing a grudge against the little, evil bird. Every time I see his little, beady eye even looking at my poor orchid I give him a good tongue lashing.
I’m still mulling over the best way to prepare him. BBQ or spit?
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Definitely think you should spit on him! Poor orchid!
I was thinking more putting him ON a spit and roasting him slowly over a small flame, Kathy
Spitting on him might be a bit difficult. Hyper is his middle name.
Orchid stuffed canary… Will you post the recipe to Pinterest?
I sure do feel bad about the orchid, and I’ll continue to publicly protect the “nameless” person who put the bird cage within reach of the orchid. Handel does sing beautifully, though.
Fricassee!!! Thumbs down to whoever it was who put the bird within reach of your precious plant. I mean~ reallllly~ that person must feel really bad, huh?!